PART-I
Wife To Husband: Agr Dunya Sirf 30 Minutes Me Khatam Ho Rahi Ho
Tou Tum KIa Karna Chahoge..... ??
Husband: Offcourse "SEX"....!!!
Wife: Aur Baqi 29 Minutes..... .... ??
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Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didn't u hv anything in
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wife's boobs!
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Lecturer in a medical college class: Man's semen contains glucose.
One of the female students had doubt and she asks: Then why it
doesn't taste sweet?
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Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati
ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
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A Newly Married Couple Seeking Divorce...
Judge asks Lady "Why do you want divorce?"
Lady: Despite Knowin That I'm Vegetarian, He Forces Ne To Put Meat In My Mouth!!" ;->
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What do woman usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
That was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Aray Nahi Yaar....
Sahi Jawab Hai: Suno Meri BRA PANTY Kaha Rakhi Hai......... . ;->
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What is the height of poverty?
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When a girl is ready to get fucked for only 2 rupees....
and you have only 1 rupee!!!! ;->
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Beta: Mummy Tum Roz Papa Pe Eharh ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?
Mummy: PAPA Ke Pait Ki Hawa Nikalne K Liye
Beta: Kia Faida Baraber Wali Aunty Muun Se Phir Hawa Bhar Deti
Hai..... ;->
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Sardar: Gand Main Dard Hay
DR: Main Hath Dalta Hon Batana Kaha Hain
Sardar: Andar Aur Andar, Aor Andar , Han Yahain
Dr : Dhosri K Tera To Gala Kharab Hai
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If you want Suck the nipple of girl ,she always say why yours mother
and sister r not living in ur home .u say yes but there is not child
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Life Without fun , Sky Without Sun , Ten without One , warrior
Without Gun , Batsman without run, Is all Like a Man without LuN .
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Advantages of breast milk?
A) No need to boil.
B) Cat can't steal it.
C) Available in attractive containers.
D) Popular in all age groups.
E) Ek Pee Ek Free
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Gabar se ronay ki wajah poochi.....usne kaha MAA ne danta hai....
MAA se poocha tau kehti hai.... MUJH
THAY..
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A 50 years old man during fucking an old woman of 90,starts suckung
her breasts,after 10 min the man got died,police came and make
postmartum report,in report it was written that the milk was
xpired.....
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A bio teacher was telling her students that for the best
penetrations 6-7" PENIS IS best.ONE OF THE GIRL ASKD HER tht wht abt
9" .teacher said i m telling abt NECESSITY not LUXURY
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Man marries a deaf gal.he mimes,lets make a code! if i want sex i'll
squeeze
50 times for NO. ;)
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ladki boli 200 loongi,HIL HIL k maza du gi...ladka bola 100 doonga
HIL mein khud lu ga..ladki boli to phir ye 100 bhi bacha le aur hath
se HILA le
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A LADY GOES TO POLICE STATION AND LODGES A COMPLAINT:INSPECTOR
SAHAB:AIK NAY MAIRAY BOOBS DABAYE.AIK NAY MAIRI GAAND MARI.AIK NAY
MUJHAY CHODA.AIK NAY MUJHAY CHOOMA.
INSPECTOR:BAS KAR.F.I.R LIKHWA RAHI HAI YA LUN KHARA KAR RAHI HAI!
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A Girl visit for a urione test. By mistake her reports change.
Dr says her. U r pregnent.
Girls reply. Oh God Ab tu ungali ka b Barosa nahi raha
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what PEPSI stands for
P=please
E=enter
P=penis
S=slowly
I=inside
hahahah
yeh dil magay more
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Women top 7 lies:
1: I love you
2: I am virgin
3: I hate sex
4: You are the first one touching me
5: Oh its too big? How wld it go inside?
6: I hate sucking
7: Alright - but u wld do it only once!
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2 girls returning 4m movie,
1st: Mera purse chori ho
2nd: Per tu to bra mein rakhti thi.
1st: Mujhe kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi.
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur
karo........
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Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se laga leti ho!
Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti ho!!
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8 boy caught in RAPE case. lady lawyer holds his penis & says; kya
yeh bacha rape kar saktah hai?
Boy says silently: hila mat werna case haar jai GEE
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Janeman mujhe mar dalo ..
zara meri pant ki jaab mai haath dalo...
lamba lage to kaat dalo......
mota laaga tu chaat daloo....
acha laga tu apni gand main dalo...
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A man phoned and asked,'221714' ?
Lady: Pls urdu mein bolo,
Man: Do- Do-Ek-Sath-Choda ?
Lady: "Nahein sir, ghalt kaha! yeah Teen-Teen-Ek- Sath-Choda hai"
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Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I
can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis,
I will have it enlarged.
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Lady to man: why you always keep condom & taveez together in your
wallet. Man: bhoot aur choot ka koi pata nahi kabhi bhi mil jaye.
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larka;dil karta hai tere zulfon mein kho jaoon...teri bahon mein
jhull jaoonn....teri anchal mein soo jaoonnn
larki;tou neechey kia muhaley wale ghuseinge
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