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A Baby Boy and a Baby Girl r in a
bathtub having a bath
Girl looks down and says, can i touch it?
Boy:
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Totaly ko interview main 4 words bolnay ko kaha institute, aptitude, magnitude and substitute.
Totla bola. " inki chut apki chut maaki chut subki chut "
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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagar hai + uper se 15,000 kamata hai.
ladkiwalle:ladki nurse hai, 2500 paghar hai + nicche se 50,000 kamati hai
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Boy & Girl Talk on phone
Gilr say : Roonay ko tu sab Rooty hain Faraq hai Roonay Roonay ka
tum Qatra Qatra Rooty hoo Hum darya darya Rootay hain
Boy say to girl : Soonay ko tu sab sooty hain faraq hai soonay soonay ka
Tum Ungli lay kar sooti hoo hum haath main lay kar sootay hain
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Ek aurat ne kele waale se bola : kal jo tum ne kele diye thay wo naram aur pilpillay thay
kele wala bolta hai : Begam saab to mun se khaane thay na
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Aik Lady bus stop per khari hoti hai us k haath main WISPER ka pack hota hai
Fakeer aata hai or kehta hai : Baji kuch de de
Lady bolti hai: Maaf kar baba
Fakeer kehta hai : Ye Double Roti hi de de to Lady kehti hai : Kal aana JAM laga k doon gi
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Ek aadmi k Gurday (kidney) main takleef hoti hai
Wo apne dost k saath Gurdon k bajaye Bawaseer (piles) k ward main chala jaata hai
Doctor bolta hai : Kameez utaro , wo utaar deta hai
Doctor phir kehta hai : shalwaar utaro , wo utar deta hai
Doctor us ki Gand dekhne lagta hai
Aadmi apne dost se bolta hai : yar kaisa doctor hai Gurdon ko gand se dekh raha hai
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Prostitute's Daughter asks her mother : mom , what is Pyaar , Ishq aur Mohabbat ?
Mother replied : Kuch nahi beti , sab free main chodne k bahane hain
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American say : Girl is like Ciggerate , when finished throw it
French say : Girl is like Wine Bottle , when finish break it
Pathan say : Girl is like Audio cassete , when finish change the side
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Badan us ka silky ho
Breast us k milky ho
Dekhne main chikni ho
Pehni us ne bickni ho
Neeche us k chimni ho
Lamba apna danda ho
Us main ja k thanda ho
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A sardar reads on the front side of a girl's t-shirt written
"Handel with care"
Next day Sardar wears Jeans written on
"Candel with hair"
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Man to Doctor : Mujhe Dast Lage hue hain
Doctor : kia tum ne kela try kia ?
man : haan , magar jab nikala to phir shroo ho gaye
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Ba ba black sheep is old now
Baaa baaa Black Dick
Have u Any Sperm
Yes Man , yes man two balls firm
non for my gal friend n non for my ex
BUt all for the horney
Reading this Text
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Woman in bar wlks to bar tender & puts her finger in to his mouth
After he kisses and licks each finger
She says : Tell your Manager there is no toilet paper in toilet
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Perfume Seller to man : Perfume le lo sahab g
Man: Koi 25 paise waala perfume dikhao
Perfume Seller : Gand main ungli daal ker soongh lo
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80 yr old man ask for 4.25 mg. viagra. Chemist suggest to increase the dose, old man says: beta bus itna khara karvade k peshab karu tu chappal par na gire!
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Girl-Bra dikhao.
SalesMan-36 Chalegi?
Girl-Choti do
SaleMan-32?
Girl-aur choti
SaleMan-28?
Girl-aur choti
SaleMan-20?
Girl-Thori aur
SaleMan-Bhenji, Band-Aid laga lo, Pimple huwa hoga..
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Bacha: Mamma kal papa kaam wali ko sofay per leta kar...
Mom: Beta! Bus raat ko jab papa aayein tu phir batana...
Papa K Aatay Hee
Mom: Haan beta ab batao kiya howa?
Beta: Papa kaam wali ko sofay pe leta kar jo Nasir Uncle aap k saath karte hain... woh kar rahe thay ...
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What is the difference between PROBLEM and CHALLENGE, Teacher asked a smart boy.
Boy: 3 boys + 1 girl on a bed = PROBLEM
1 boy + 3 Girls on a bed = CHALLENGE!!
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Remix Mehboob mere........ .....
Mehboob mere Mehboob mere
Teri masti main mjuhe jeene de
Buhat doodh hai (.) (.) hai tere sennay main
mujhe daba daba k peene de
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Sardar traveling in a train,see's 4 women & asks their names.1 women says my name is rada behen,2nd woman my name is sita behen,3rd woman my name is geta behen,4th woman says my name is nita behen.They ask sardar,wat is ur name? He replies my name is Jaggjit Singh Behenchod !
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eik papa aur mummy sex mien busy thay ...achanak beta uth
papa: beta neend nahi aa rhi kiya??
beta: jab ksi ki maa chud rhi ho tau usay neend kese aaey gi...
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Boy : can i kiss u?
Girl: where? on vertical or horizontal lips?
Boy: what?
Girl: I mean on upper or lower Lips?
Boy: I did'nt get u?
Girl: CHUTIYAE, hont pe ya chut pe?
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Lady patient :
Doctor , meri chut mein makkhi ghus gayi hai .
Doctor : Mein mere
He begins , but then starts enjoying the act thoroughly .
Lady : What the hell are you doing ?
Doctor : Plan changed. Ab saali ko andar hi maar doonga ..
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susar apne damad se:Beta shadi k baad ap ne hamari bitya ko kaisa paya?Punjabi damad:Jnab 2 wari age paya 2 wari piche paya...
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Sardar Ko Uski Wife Ne Apne Boobs suck krny Ko Kaha , Sardar Thodi der Chusne Ke Baad Rone Laga . . Sardarni , ' Kya Hua ? ' Sardar : Maa Ki yaad aa gayi.
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Suhag rat ko ake sardar apni bivi ki choot kay neachay machis ki teli jlai to bivi nay pocha sardar ji aye ki ker rahy ho
sardar bola mary dost nay kha thha chodne say pehlay gram ker layna
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SARDAR : KAL MEIN NE APNI WIFE DI YAAD WICH BOTTLE DA SHARA LITTA
SARDARS FRIEND: TE FIR KI HOYA
SARDAR:BHENCHOD LULLI BOTTLE WICH PHANS GAI HOR KI HOWAY GA
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HUSBAND READING A BOOK ON HIS BED WITH HIS WIFE ,HIS FINGER WENT TO TEASE HIS WIFES PUSSY ,WIFE SAID "SO U WANT SEX"
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John 2 grandpa: do u still hv sex wid granny?Grandpa: 'yes, bt only oral'John: 'wats oral?'Grandpa: 'i say FucK u n she says Fuck u2'
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ek aadmi bus ka intezaar ker raha tha
itne main ussay bhook lagi
us ne kuch kele kharide aur khaane laga
jab ek kela reh
us ne kela peechay ki jaib main rakh lia
thori der baad us ko khial aaya koi us ka kela nikal raha hai to
us ne kela peeche se pakar lia
thori der main peeche khare aadmi ne kaha "bhai mera stop aa
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Why do females close thier eyes during sex?
Guess?
?
?
??
-- kuch tu idea lagao
aray yaar...!!
Aurat kisi bhi haal main mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti
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Tension hai to charas lo.Dimagh kamzor ho to badam ka juice lo.Khoon kam ho to anar ka juice lo.Mardana kamzori ho to...no problem..mera choos lo.
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Teacher class me apni baby ko dudh pilate hue boli Ale Ale mera beta dood pi k DOCTOR banega
student:madam thora dudh hame pila do COMPODER to ban hi jayengay..
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Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao
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son: papa wo kon si chez ha jis ka charon taraf baal hain.
papa: chup kar stupid!
son: papa ma bataon?
"AANKH"
Father: OH! Yes
son: papa aap "Lun" samagh raha tha na
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Newly married couple Train se jatay huay surang se guzray.
Husband: agar pata hoa surang itni lambhi hai to main koi faida hi utha laita.
Wife: to wo aap nahi thay?
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Ek doctor mareez k peeche bhaag raha tha
logo ne poohca kia hoa?
doctor: 5 baar aisa hua. harami khatna karwane aata hai aur baal saaf kerwaake bhaag jata hai
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Ek din ghalib se ek larki ne milne ka wada kia.
us din larki k late ane par ghalib ne yeh shair arz kya:
le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de..
Ghalib ko apne hath se qarar agaya...
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1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
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Paisa GAAND ki tarah hai,
hota sab k paas hai lekin dena koi nai chahta...
Mashwara LUND ki tarah hai,
dena sab chahte hai lekin lena koi nahi chahta...
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Make luv to
She"ll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u"ll hv a child
on children`s day. Don"t try this on everybody.
U"ll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day
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A DICK has a sad story , it has an eye but cant c through it, has a head but has no brains, has just 3 neighbours , two are nuts and one is an asshole ! !
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Ik Larki thi dewaani si...
Ik Larkay pe wo mar...
Kuch lena tha usay...
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi
Jab bi milti thi muijhey.....
Ye hi pocha karti thi......
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
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Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight
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BURNING OF CALORIES IN SEX
Lying:90 Ca
lStanding:492
Dogy:326
2nd round: 824
&
if during sex
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Penis ney 3reasons likh k application dee keh meri Pay barhai jaey:
1. Aksar night duty krta hon.
2. Andherey mein duty hay.
3.Jahan duty kerta hon wahan bahut garmi hoti hay.
INTZAAMIA ney application reject karty hoay 3 reasons batain:
1.Tum kaunsa 8 ghantey duty krtey ho.
2. Duty k waqt jagah bahut gundee kertey ho.
3. Jab mood na ho to duty naheen kartey.
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Pathan captured a girl
gave her a dice n said
If u get 1,2,3,4,5 mein tere gand marunga
Girl: Agar 6 aya tu ?
Pathan : ludo nahin kheli kya ? Dobara barri longa
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kid: mom,wht is sex? mom get tensed but xplains everything 2 him. kid: but mom how can i write all these in this small box of SCHOOL FORM..
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Boyz hostel mei 1 larka dosry se bola: yar exams nazdik a gye hai mujy suba jaldi utha dena.2nd boy: tu mera lun pakr k so ja ye muj se pehle uth jata hai.
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Husband Is Having Sex With His Pregnant Wife.Husband Ne Zor Se Jhatka Lagaya To Wife Boli, "Reduce The Speed, Aage Abaadi Ha"
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Man in bus touches lady. She:U r touching
He:Sorry Mam, its my salary in my pocket.
She:Your salary has increased 5 times in last 10 minutes..
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Tired Man cums home finds wife nude in bed He asks"kuch sabzi roti pakai hai ya yuhi phudi phellai hai" Wife"kuch atta,chawal laye ho ya sirf lun hilate aey ho.
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A Dog was fucking a Bitch.Sardarni got hot & said: Suno gi, aaj aisay he karna!Sardar: Oye! tera matlab hai k tu ab road par chudwaye gi?
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2 friends went 2 hunt animals in jungle unfortunately they were caught byjunglees.
their chief said "marna pasand karo gay ya gandmarwana.
1 friend says main marna pasand karonga.
2 friend say main ganmarwana pasand karonga.
the junglees chief says:2 # walay ki gand mar kar chor do aur
1 # walay ki itni gand maro k wa mar jay.
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agar himmat hai or mard ke bache ho to is sawal ka "han" ya "na" main jawab do
"kal raat ko sote hoe kuttey ne tumhari gand marli"
tumhe pata chala ya nahi
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A doctor's wife,a lawyer's wife & a major's wife going on a walk.
Woh ek bagh mai gaye or dekha ek kuta ek kutiya ko chod rha hota ha.
Doc's wife, so sweet now they will hav cute pupies.
Laywer's wife,no it's raping her so he shud b hanged.
Major's wife, lgta ha kuta weekend pe ghar aya ha
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Boyfrend wanted sex with girlfrend.
He was shy of his small penis.
He took her 2 a dark room & gav his penis in her hand.
Girl: "Sorry i dont smoke"
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kaisa zamana agaya hai telenor walo ne to hadd kardi he.bare bare poster mein ek ladki dikhate hain.aur kehte he lage raho din bhar sirf 50 paise mein
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sardar enter the public call center.lady operater said 2 sardar:sardar g kithay karna he?
sardar:daikh kursi par to mushkil ho ga nechay hi booria bistar bicha laitay hain
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