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Yuhi hat se muth laga laga k mar jao ge
humne lund dekhaya tu dar jao ge
ek bar leker tu dekho lund hamara
bar bar ki lene ki zid pe arr jao ge.... 
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Barish me Ladki ke gile boobs dekhkar
Boy: Apki headlight on ho gai hai..
Girl: Mera Bap bill bharega tumhe kya?
Boy: Par bijli ka Khamba to Mera Hil raha hai... 
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Aurat K 3 Karishmay!
1) Baghair Ghaass Khaye Doodh Deti Hai.
2) Baghair Daanton K Kaccha Gosht Khati Hai.
3) Baghair Lund K,
Mard Ki Gaand Maar Deti Hai....
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Some Giggling Facts:
1: Fuck a girl & she'll love you, Love a girl & she'll fuck you!
2: Most men have split personalities; They hate cats but love pussies.
3: The words "naked" & "nude" are not the same. Naked implies unprotected & Nude means unclothed.
4: Men give love to get sex, Women give sex to get love.
5: Common thing between a girl's legs and butter: Both are delicious when spread...
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If your boss says
NOTHING is impossible.. .
Ask him to try and wear
a condom after sex...
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Love is not measured by hugging kissing n sex. Its all abt trusting, respecting n accepting a prson wid
OPEN LEGS CLOSED EYES, WET LIPS saying
"PUSH IT MORE"
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A Criminal Broke Into Bed Room ,Tied Up Husband & Wife ,
Kissed Wife's Ear & Went 2 Bathroom..
Husband: Satisfy Him Or He Will Kill Us ,Be Strong I LOVE YOU.
Wife: He Did't Kiss Me , He Whispered In My Ear That He's Gay ,Needs Vaseline I Told Him Its In The Bathroom . So Be Strong I Love U Too
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Q. What’s the difference between a woman and a fridge?
A. A fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out. . . ;->
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Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack. . . ;->
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Q. What is a Zebra?
A. 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra. . . ;->
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Q:
What is the difference between a woman
in church and a woman in a bathtub. . . ?
Ans:
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her
hole. . . . ;->
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C The Difference . . .
A Man Talks To A Woman So That He Can Sleep With Her
But
A Woman Sleeps With A Man So That She Can Talk To Him. . . ;->
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Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat
what they shoot..... ;->
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Sardar & A Girl Were Having Sex. . . Suddenly Sardar Asks : Do U Have AIDS ?
Girl: No
Sardar: Thank God !
Don’t Want To Get That Again . . . ;->
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Macher k katney sy aids q nahi hota?
Student:
Miss macher katt ta hy, chodta thori hy...
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Do sardar jinhone ne kabhi train nahi dekhi thi wo apni behan ko sasural se mayke le ja rahe thay...
Behan ko susu aaya wo jhadiyo me beth gai...
itne me train aa gai sardar bola..
“bhen di fuddi kinni vaddi“
behan khadi ho ke “veera tu kado dekh liti...“
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What’s The Difference Between
Lux
&
Other
Beauty Soaps ?
Koi Farq Nahi Hai . . .
Marni Tou Aap Ne MUTH Hii Hai
Konsa Muun Dhona Hai . . .
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Arz Kia Hy
Zameen Se Aasman Tak
Aasman Se Zameen Tak
Zameen Se Aasman Tak
Aasman Se Zameen Tak
Hawa Hi Hawa Hai
Mera
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Aasman Par Jitne Sitaare Hyn
(Wah Wah)
Aankhom Main Jitne Ishare Hyn
(Wah Wah)
Samandar K Jtne Kinare Hyn
(Wah Wah)
Utne Hii Keeray Gaand Me Tumhare Hyn
( AB Kro Wah Wah )
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Newly married gals frnd says : " 4 weeks Honeymoon in
Wo0ooooww... .what have u seen in places".
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Hmmmm....
Ceiling Fans......
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\. . . ToDaYz ThOuGhT . . ./
TheRe MaY Be SomeThInG BeTtEr ThAn SEX
And
SoMeThInG WoRsE tHaN SEX
But
ThErE's NoThInG ExAcTlY LiKe SEX . . . ;->
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1ST MAN: HOW IS YOUR SEX LIFE?
2ND MAN: DO IT MONDAY TO FRIDAY
1ST MAN: WHAT ABOUT WEEKENDS?
2ND MAN: ON WEEKENDS I AM AT HOME! RELAXING WITH MY WIFE. . . ;->
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Girl During Sex : Mere Moo
Boy : Behan Ki Lori ! Yeh Lund Kiaa JOKE Parhnay Walay Ki Gand Main Daalon ? ?
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An Elephant raped a girl , she went to a doctor for examination . Doc said Elephant has 3 inches penis , but y
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Why do women wear panty?
.
.
.
when not in use. . . ;->
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Do u know what is common between Shoe laces and smart men?
no
ANSWER:
They keep in touch with
severel holes
simultaneously.
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MeN ALWAYS sAy "I Love You"
tO GIRLS bUt!!
wAt True meAning oF thiS?
"I" Am
"L"ooking
"O"ut 4
"V"aginal
"E"ntry
"Y"ou mUst Take
"O"ff uR
"U"nderwear. .!
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once santa went to bar ..there he met a girl
santa asked her name?
girl said my name is CARMEN ......because i like car and men..
...then girl asked santa whats his name...
he said ....daaru boob singh pussy . . .
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Grammar teacher: "David daaru nahi peeta hai", Is sentence main 'David' kya hai . . . ? ?
Student: Madam, David Chutiya hai . . . 
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Yoon Honton Se Hont Mila
Phir Haath Mumo'n Pe Pher Dena..
Phir Choot Ka Paani Nikaal Dena...
Kuch Apne
Kuch Meri Choot Ko Dekh Lena..
Kuch Choot Ko Bhi Chaat Lena
Kuch Hum Bhi Lund Ko Chosen Ge
Kuch Apni Pyas Bujha Lena
Kuch Humari Pyas Bharha Dena
Kuch Choot Main Lund Daal Dena
Aur Choot Main Khoob Ghuma Dena
Phir Main Bhi Lund Pe Bethoon Gi
Aur khoob Chudai karwaoon Gi
Aur Apni Piays Bujhaoon Gi
Aur Tumhari Pyas Barhaon Gi
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Which is the Worst moment in
Imagine,
When U are giving lip to lip kiss 2
Just imagine!!
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1 hasband & wife were going in the forest,
Husband bola darling apni bra tight karlo,
Wife: Q
Husband: suna hai aj kal cheeta bhi peeta hai.
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Sardar Ko Teesri Bar Bachi Hui, To Usne Elaan Kia K Mera Beta Peda Hua Hai,
=
Dost Ne Dekha To Kaha K Ye Larki Hai,
=
Sardar Bola "Ay Munda Maa Pe Gaya Ay" :-)
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Professor : What Does that "V" on Your T-Shirt Stand for?
College Girl : "Virgin".
Professor : R you a Virgin?
College Girl : Well, it's a 5 Years Old TShirt...
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Is Sawal Ka Jawab Jo Nahi Dega Wo GANDO
2 Bhai Thay
1 Ka Naam Muun Main Loonga
2 Ka Gand Main Loonga
Muun Main Loonga Mar
jaldi jawab do
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Teacher To A Student :
''Table par ink kisne girai hai. . .? ''
Isko punjabi me translate ker k batao
Student :
Eh kine maa chudai hai.. ;->
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Sardar Ka Beta 5th Class Mai Fail Huwa to
4th Mai Wapis Aaya...
4th Mai Fail to 3rd Mai aur 3rd Se 2nd...
Sardar Biwi Se Bola Panty Tight Karle Wo
Wapas Aa Raha Hai ;->
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Cinema mein film dekhte howe 1 aurat ka bacha ronay laga
Peeche se awaz aai: isko munh mein doodh daalo
Aurat ka shohar bola: oay kon hey oay samne aa
Peeche se phir awaz aai: dosra iske munh mein daalo
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Yesterday my LUN had an accident wid a PHUDDI & admitted to CHOOT hospital near TOPA chowk
Dr TATTA said: matter is serious GAND needed
So plz donate
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80yrs old man to dr:meri 20 saal ki wife pregnant hey
dr: 1 story suno
1 shikari shikar pe jate howe jaldi mein gun ki jaga umbrella le gya
jungle mein uske samne lion aa gya
usne umbrella ka handle khaincha aur fire kar diya aur lion mar gya
old man:impossible kisi aur ne mara hoga
dr:exactly ;-)
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"Arz Kia Hai"
Jan-e-Mann Mujhe Maar Daalo,
Zara Meri Paint Me Haath Dalo,
Lamba Lage To Kaat Dalo,
Mota Lagay To Chaat Dalo,
Acha Lagay To Apni Gaand Mein Dalo...
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Kothay Par Police Ne Chapa Mara, Tumam Logo Ko Line Me Khara Kiya, Waha Se 1 Boorhi Aurat Guzri, Usne Line Me 1 Larki Se Pocha
Yaha Kya Ho Raha Hy?
Larki: AaM Bant Rahe Hain
Boorhi B Line Me Lag Gai, Jab Us Ka Number Aaya To Police Ne Kaha AMMa Aap B?
Boorhi: Mun Me Daant Nahi To Kya Hua Choos To Sakti Hon na...
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Kid saw his mom messing with make up on her face & she said: Shit. when Kid asked: What is Shit ? Mom: it is 2nd word for Makeup.
then he saw his sister talking on phone abt Condoms. Kid asked her: what is a Condom ? Sister: Its 2nd word for Clothes.
Then Kid saw his father was cutting a chicken. when he cuts his finger & said Fuck, Kid asked: what is fuck ? Father: its 2nd word for Cutting.
Suddenly door bell rang Kid opened the door & his grandma came in & asked: where is every1 ?
Kid: Mom is upstairs putting shit on her face, Sister is putting condoms on & Daddy is Fucking the Chicken...
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A Kid In A Bus Sitting Behind Driver Starts Saying
Kid : If My Dad Was A Bull And My Mom A Cow I'd Be A little Bull
Driver Got Mad At Noisy Kid , Kid Continues
Kid : If My Dad Was An Elephant And Mom A Girl Elephant So I Would Be A Little Elephant
Kid Goes On And On With Many Animal Names.When Driver Gets Angry And Said
Driver : If You Father Was GAY And Your Mother Was A Prostitute??
Kid Smiles And Said : I Would Be A BUS DRIVER
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KID :
DAD : KYAA TERA LUNND TERI GAAND TAK PAHONCHTA HAI....???
KID : NAHI DAD..!
DAD : JIS DIN PAHONCHEGA TAB AANA....ABHI NAHI...!!!
AFTER FEW YEARS....... ..
KID :
DAD :KYAA TERA LUNND TERI GAAND TAK PAHONCHTA HAI....???
KID HAPPILY : HAAAN-HAAAN DAD AB POHONCHTA HAI......!!
DAD : "TO MAADARCHOD.. ..APNI MAAR NA MERI GAAND KYUN MAARTA HAI...
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Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped & Raped by Robbers..,
Malik 2 Naukar :- SHAKAL DEKHI THI UN LOGO KI ?
Naukar :- Malkin se pucho ,Muje to Ulta Letaya tha ...!!!!
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