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What Iz Da Diff. B/w "Hard Luck" N "Bad Luck"?...
Ans=>Ek Larke Ne Akhbar Main Parha...Aaj Shaam 6 Baje Aasman Se 1000
Larkian Gand K Bal Zameen Per Girain Gi...Woh 5 Baje Se Paint Utar
Ker Lund Khara Ker K Lait Jata Hai...6 Baje Larkian Girti
Hain...Magar Koi Bhi Us K Lund Per Nahin Aati...Yeh Hoti Hai "HARD
LUCK"...
Next Day Akhbar Main Aata Hai...Aaj Ek Lund Aasman Se Gire
Larka Is Per Dhiyan Nahin Deta...Aur Nanga Gand Aasman Ki Taraf Ker
K Sojata Hai...Ek Lund Aasman Se Girta Hai Aur Seedha Uski Gand Main
Ghus Jata Hai...Yeh Hoti Hai "BAD LUCK"...
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1st Boy:Yaar Meri Gun Ka Scope Check Ker?...
2nd Boy:Waah Yaar Is Se To Bohat Door Ka Nishana Liye Jasakta
Hai...Are Mujhe Tera Bedroom Bhi Nazar Araha Hai...Yeh Kia Teri Biwi
Ek Pathan K Saath...Aur Donon Nange...
1st Boy:Acha Ek Kum Kaam Ker...Meri Biwi Ki Choot Per Aur Us Pathan
K Lund Per Goli Maar...
2nd Boy:Fikar Na Ker...Donon Ek Hi Nishne Per Hain...
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Man: Yar tum ney apni biwi ko talaak kiu di ?
Sardar: Yar woh bri character less thi.Shaadi mujh se ki aur bacha
bhagwan se mangti thi.
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"ass" behind another "ass" and then "i" and then the
whole "nation".Sardar ji teaching his son the spelling
of "assassination" /
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3 frnds talking abt AIDS
1st:Kabhi condom k bina krta nahin
2nd:Mei to ungli me b condom pehanta hoon
Sikh:Mei to bilkul risk ne leta,parosi se krwata hun.
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A sardar went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Sardar: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
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Aik baap apnay betay ki shaadi karta hai !!!
suhaagraat ko baap betay kay kamray kay keyhole say jhaankta hai to
beta ful daba dab laga hota hai !!!
baap ko bhi khuwaari charhti hai jaata hai aur apni begham pay shuru
hojaata hai !!
beta faarigh hota hai aur jaakay baap kay kamray main jhaankta hai
to baa laga hota hai beta kehta hai laanat hai baap burha hogaya aur
abhi tak laga hua hai !!!
jaata hai aur phir shuru ho jaata hai!!!! baap aata hai dekhta hai
aur jaakay ghussay main phir shuru hojaata hai!!!!
teesri baar jab baap aata hai to aawaaz lagata hai betaaaaaaaaaa! !
beta :- jeeeee abbbbbbba
baap :- beta kyun mazaak mazaak main apni maan chudwa raha hai !!!!
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aik dehaati( Villager ) SU SU ker raha hota hai.
aik English man us se poochta hai.
"yahan police nahin pakerti?
he replied
"nahin sahib yahan APNA khud hi pakerna perta hai!"
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Aik sardar jee apnay office say ghar aatay hain kisi kaam say jab
nikaltay hain to boss office main naheen hotay!!!!
ghar pohanchay to dekhtay hain kay unki biwi unkay boss kay saath
bed pay sex kar rahi hai !!!! bhaagay aur waapis office!!!
office pohanchay apnay aik couligue say kehtay hain kay yaar abhi
ghar
thi !!!!!!!!! couligue poochta hai kay phir tunay kya kiya!!!???
sardar jee :- yaar acha hua main wahan say bhaag
jaata na........hahaha
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GHABER:- YEAH HAT MUJHE DEDE THAKUR...... .....
THAKUR LE LE MAGR SHUBHA 8 BAJE MARI GAND DHONE AJAANA...
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1 lerka 1 lerki ke pass jata haai or phooochta hai ke main 1
sawaaaaaaaal karoon bura to nahi lage ga.......... .......
lerki bolti hai nahi lage ga phooocho.... ....
lerka bolta hai ke tumhari tango ke beeeech main kiya hai lerki boti
hai lakeeeeeeeer. .......
pher lerki yeah hi sawaaaaaaal kerti ai to lerka khoooob soooooochta
hai........
pher bolta hai lakeeeeeeeeeer ka fakeeeeeeeeer. ......... ...
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penis:Judg sab jab main payda howa to mayra gala kat diya gaya
:jab bara howa to haton say mayra gala dabaya gaya
:Shadi kay baad mujy kali surang main dala gaya
:Akhir mayra kusor kya tha
Judge :Baheanchod tu akarta ku tha :))
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3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
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One boy to girl- kitni kaali ho tum.
girl-isme tumhare baap ka kya
Boy-agar mere baap
ka
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A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute
Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.
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IMPORTANT THINGS TO REMEMBER in LIfE..
01 Saanp aur chut, jahaan bhi milen maar do.
02 Zindagi aur jhaant uljhe hue hain, use suljhane ki koshish mat
karna.
03 Samay aur chutiya, sab ka kat-ta hain.
04 Acchhi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
05 Paani aur
06 Biwi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayengi.
07 Doodh aur gaand, jab phatthe hain to aawaaz nahi aati.
08 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
09 Choochiyaan aur jazbaat, jitne dabaao utne hee ubhar aate hain.
10 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.
11 tattey jitnaa bhi uchhal lein, rahenge hameshaa laude ke neeche
hee!
12 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mootegi to baith ke hi.
13 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.
14 Chut chahe jitni bhi chaudi ho jaye, marni
15 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi mazaa ayega.
16 Chut aur Daaru, kabhi bhee joothi nahi hoti hain.
17 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani
hi padti hai.
18 Chut aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi dikhte hain.
19 Lohe par Hathoda aur Chut par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.
20 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.
21 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum
padte hain.
22 Chut saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre
us din jab baarish na ho.
23
24 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.
25 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi chut, na kisi ko mili hai, na
milegi.
26 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.
27 adami aur chuha hamesha chhed ki taraf bhagte hain
28 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan dikhe faad do!
29 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!
30 musibat aur
31 Job aur gaand sabki kabhi na kabhi zaroor lagti hai.
32 Zaban aur
33 Nayee chute ka maza nau din tak hota hai!
34 Admi kitna bhi gora ho,
35 Dusre ki naukari aur dusre ki chokri hardam acchhi hi lagti hai!
36 Stree se aayu(age), purush se aay (income)aur sardar se kabhi
time nahi puchhana chahiye!
37 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.
38 Chut, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.
39 Chut, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuthi nahin hoti.
40 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.
41 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli,saheli nahin to apni
Hatheli..... but have sex daily.
42 Kismat aur gaand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.
43 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaz hai.
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On their first night:
Husband: Is it really your first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
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What's the similarity between drinking a coke & sucking a tall
woman's tits?
Piyo sar utha ke...
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Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts?
Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless
thing standup!
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Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar
ho, and Raat bhar sone na de.
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Why do pubic hair never grey and hair on head turn grey? Because
utte sochan hi sochan te thale moujan hi moujan.
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Beauty is to see & to touch,
Flowers are to smell & to pluck,
Nipples are to play & to suck,
Women are to Love & to Fuck,
All these are free but depends on Luck.
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What is the similarity between a bus conductor and a gay?
Both shout: Peechey se Aaa
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Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant
pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
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Santa standing in balcony without shirt.
Banta, "Wah Santa ji kya chest hai.
Santa, "Eh tan kuch nahi andar ja ke apni bharjai di dekh.
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Jeeto: Kal ek aadmi aya aur mere sath sex karke chala
Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?
Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga.
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Santa ki saali: Jijaji 500 Rs de do agley haftey dungi.
Santa: Tu 1500 lele, magar abhi de.
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Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana.
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Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin
dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board hai, ab vo bhi
laga ke baithoon?
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What's the difference between Patiala Peg and Patiala Salwar?
Ek chadti jaldi hai aur ek utarti jaldi hai.
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