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Larkey waley larki dekhnay gaye.... Sasur: Beti tumhien chaey aati hai? Larki sharma k: Mujhe abhi DOODH nahi aata Chaey kahan se aaeygi.
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Jo Kuch Mila Girls ko mila ..Lips milay chuswaanay ko..Boobs Milay dabwanay ko.Choot mili Chudwanay ko, Tujhe or mujhe kia mila sirf land woh bhi hilane ko.
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A SAD STORY : A Little boy was so Jealous of his new born Brother dat he put Poison on d Nipple of his mom while she was Asleep..
Next Day Their Driver Died.. 
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1 Call Gal Subah Subah naha dhokar, tayaar hokar apni panty k andar Agarbatti ghuma rahi thi..
Dusri Call Gal ne pucha "Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho...?"
To pehli wali ne jawab diya "DUKAAN KHOLNE KA TIME HO GAYA HAI . . . .
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As they watched a hot love scene on a cable channel, the husband asked his wife, "Why don't you ever make love to me like that?"
"Are you kidding?" she replied. "Do you have any idea how much she gets paid to do that?!" . . . 
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Sardar wanted to fuck his gf, ashamed of his small penis he takes her to a dark place and takes out his penis and gives it in her hand ....
GF : THANKS !!!! But i dont smoke....... .
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Paisa gaand ki tarah hota hey, hota subke pas hey lekin dena koi nahi chahta
Aur
Mashwara lun ki tarah hota hey dena sub chahte hein lekin lena koi nahi chahta.
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A sardar asked his girlfriend "kia tumhare underwear mein hole hey?
Girlfriend replied "no"
Sardar "to phir taangain kahan se dalti ho?
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How wud u tell ur galfriend if u want to go to toilet on 1st date.
Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later
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Husband Condom Dekhkar WIFE Ko KEHTHA Hai,
Ye KACHRA Yaha Kyu PADA Hai. . . ?
WIFE:Aapke 2 DOSTH Aaye They, Mujhe KELA Khila Kar
CHILKA Yahi Chorh gaye . . .
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Pandit Phati Dhoti Pehen k Mandir Main Maatha Tekne Jhuka Tou Ek Aurat Ne "CHANDA-PETI" Samajh K Sikka Daal Dia . . .
Pandit Mur Ker Bola : Ab Ghanta Bhi Baja . . . ;->
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AIDS Awarnes Slogans. . .
Cover Your Stump Before You Pump
Don't-Be-Silly! Protect Your Chilly
Dont Be A Fool, Con domize ur TOOL
Fwd 2 all careless Fuckers. . . ;->
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Mom found a Condom in Daughter's Bedroom
She went Straight to her and asked
What is this?
Girl replied-Toh aap kya Chahti hain mein is umr mein Maa ban Jaon? 
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Dosti wo patli sandas nahi jo gir kar bikhar jaati hai..
yeh tou who karak lendi hai jo dus baar pani daalne par bhi apna nishaan chorh jaati hai. . . ;->
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A Newly Married Man was Standing in Front of a Mirror Naked and was Admiring his Physique..
" 2 inches more & I will be a king.. "
Suddenly the Wife Comes in and says, " 2 inches Less and you will be a Queen! "
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Lund ki kahani:
Main lund hon,meri normal height 6 inch hai,jawan larkion
ko dekh k mere mu me pani aa jata hai,larkon me meri bari
value hai,mein gand,or MU me dalne k kam aata hon,mere se
MUTH b mari jati hai.meri munpasand dress kohinor condum hai,main
msg parh raha hon . . .
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Never Abuse Ur sincere friends..
When you see some faults in them,
Be patient n realize that..
"Ma ka Lora, Hai he Chutya Gandu ki Nasal, Barwa"
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2 Doctor Apas Me,
1st: Kal Maine Apne Patient K Sath SEX Kia..
2nd: Koi Baat Nhi, Hamari Field Mein aisa Hota Rehta He..
1st: Magar Mein JANWARON Ka Doctor Hoon. . .
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1 kaam karo,
Paint utaro,,
Under wear utaro,
Gaand pe petrol dalo,
Or Aag laga do,
Jo cheez DOSTON k kaam na aayee woh rakhne ka kia FAIDA??
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Tu apni kismat aazmana chor dey,Ab to us ke naam ki Muth lagaana choor dey,Londay-Bazoo ne kar di hai ek haftey ki hartal,Ab to tu bhi gaand marana choor de.
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Aik aadmi ek randi ko lund pe baitha k poochta hai..Tum din main kitna kaama leti ho?
..Ranid: 500
..Aadmi: Sach sach bataoo
..Randi: Rozi pe baithi hoon..Jhoot thori bolongi.
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Frnd: Air hostess ne kyon mara?
..Pathan: O yaara uska qameez gaand main ghusa huwa tha Mainay bahir nikala to gussa kiya...Hum Samja usse bura laga to wpis ghusa diya.
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Zoo main bachey ne haathi ka land dekh kar poocha..mamma yeh kia hai?
Mamma: Kuch nahi hai.
pappa:Dekha beta tumhari mama k liye yeh bhi kuch nahi hai
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One rapiest goes to hell, Yamraj told his dasi fry him in oil. After some time yamraj aske to dasi : kyu nahi fry kiya ? Dasi : ye to chula jalane ke liye bhi jukane nahi deta.
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TEACHER: bacho wo kon c cheez hai jo munh mein nahi dalnee chahey ?
EK BACHA: galta howa BALAB .
TEACHER: wo keyon?
BACHA: kal raat mama papa se bool rahi the pehley BALAB band karo per munh mein dalon gee
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larka baap se. papa wo kon c chez hoti hai jis k charo tarf bal hotey hai?
papa:larke ki tarf dekhne laga.
larka:papa main bataon?
papa:chup kar.
larka:papa aankh hai aap lund samaj rahe they na.
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On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect hai!
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Shohar:- Ye lo, Sara din riksha chalaya,400 kamaya aur 350 ka tail lag gaya.
Wife:- Ye lo 1 ghanta din ka lagaya 5000 kamaya aur 1 Qatra tail ka nahi lagaya...
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SexY GirL 2 HeR BoYfrnd...
Main teri baahon mein aana chahti hun
apne lips tere lips se milana chahti hun
apne goray tan se utar k sab kapre
main tere bistar ko sajana chahti hun
tujhe apni chhati ka nazara dikha k
usey tere hathon se dabwana chahti hun
apni dono tango ko thora sa khol k
apni sharamgah mein dikhana chahti hun
meri sharamgah ko sehlana tum zuban se
aaj is ka lutf b main utana chahti hun
muje tum bistar pe le ja kar masal dalo
apna kunwara pan main torwana chati hun...
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Agar
Aap
Larkiyo'n Se Hamesha Ghirey Rehna Chahte Hyn. . .
Agar Aap Chahte Hyn
K Wo Aapka "PRODUCT"
Haath Me Lekar Muunh Main Daaley. . .
Tou. . .
Paani- Puuri Ka Thela Laga Lo Yaar . . .
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Ek Dafa Ek Chor Ek Ghar Main Chori Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Pe Ek Aadmi Ne Usay Pakar Ker Neechey Giraya Aur Bete Ko Bola : Beta Is Ki Gaand Maar . . .
Beta Try Kerne Laga, Magar Andar Nahi Gaya Tou Wo Bola: Abba Is Ki Bohat Tyt Hai Andar Nahi Ja Raha. . .
Baap Bola: Ja Andar Se Churii La Aur Cheera Maar k Khol De
Chor Bola: Bhai G, Thuk Laa K Check Te karo . . .
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Man 1: meri biwi bewakoof hai.. ghar mein light nahi hai aur microwave le aayi..
Man 2: meri biwi to aur bhi badi bewakoof hai. Lund nahi hai lekin purse mein condom rakhti hai...
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Boy asked a girl: can we have sex?
Girl: maar jaaongi magar tumhare saath nahi karungi.
Boy: kamini.. mar sakti hai lekin kisi ki kaam nahi aa sakti?
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A hindu-muslim- Christian buy a car in partnership.
Hindu applied tilak on car,
christian put a cross,
Miya ne silencer 2 inch kaat
diya...
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On 1st night Santa uses all his power to push it in. Fails but proudly says: Too tight! But I'm happy I'm the 1st.
Bride: No ji. Others removed the panty 1st
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Malika Sherawat: I want 34 size bra
Salesman:madam i think its too small for ur breast
Malika: Its not for my breast its for my nipples. . . ;->
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Eik Shayer Ka Bacha Class Mai Fail Hogaya..
Tu Usne Shair Kaha..
Kismat Ki Maa Ki Chut Lora Naseeb Ka..
Her SaaL FaiL Hota Hai Bacha Gareeb Ka..
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What's the geographical definition of sex. . . ?
It's an action done by
Pol-land
into
Hol-land
between
Thai-land,
Occasionally
with a little help
from
Greece. . . ;->
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After Sex For The First Tym In Life The Girl Says:
Guru G Aaj Mujhe Satya Ka Gayan Ho Gaya
Sirf COCK Bujhaye Pyaas
Baqi GAJAR
MOOLI BHUTTA
KELA
Sb Bakwaas ;->
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Raam Laal : Thakur Sahab Gabbar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Luut Li Hai
Thakur: Tou ? ? ?
Raam Laal : ahu Pooch Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Lena Hai Ya Payment. . .
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A Little Girl Askd A Call Girl : Aunty U Have Car, Bunglow And Big Bank Balance . . .
What’s Ur Bussines . . .
Call Girl: Bas Ek Chota Sa "Hole Sale’ Ka Business Hai. . . ;->
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Girl 2 Rikshaw Wala : Kion BHaiya Jayega . . . ? ? ?
Rikshaw Wala : Bilkul Jayega Madam Abhi Tou Greace Laga K Khara Kia Hy
Girl: Tou Fir Ghuma K Peeche Le Lo . . . ;->
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Maine Us Se Naam Jo Poocha
Us Ne Badnaam Likh Bheja
Maine Poocha Tere Baal Kaise Hain
Us Ne Jhanto'n Ki Dukaan Likh Bheja
Maine Poocha Tere Boobs Kaise Hain
Us Ne Doodh Ki Dukaan Likh Bheja
Maine Poocha Teri Gaand Kaisi Hai
Us Ne Factory Godaam Likh Bheja
Maine Poocha Kabhi Lun Dekha Hai
Us Ne Tera Hi Naam Likh Bheja . . .
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Railway Warning Board
Rail Ki Patri Par Beth Ker Tatti Na Karain . . .
Aap Roz Haath Se Gaand Dhote Hain . . . Kisi Din Gaand Se Haath Dho Bethenge . . .----------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------
A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady. . .
He said: "Mam you are holding my balls"
She said," I know, its just to remind you that we are not going to hurt each other". . .
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Tabiyat Main Ek Ajeeb Sa Hejan Hai
Mushkil Main Meri Ye Jaan Hai
Samajh K Tu Ek Pathan Hai
"MOOT DE GALI SUNSAAN HAI"
Ek Qatra Bhi Na Chorna
Laga De Jitni Bhi Jaan Hai
"MOOT DE GALI SUNSAAN HAI"
Teri Dhaar Main Kia Jaan Hai
Teri Dhaar Ki Kia Shaan Hai
"MOOT DE GALI SUNSAAN HAI"
Chokeedar Se Kia Darna
Wo Bhi Tou Ek Pathan Hai
"MOOT DE GALI SUNSAAN HAI"
Bas Ker De Pathan K
Ab Sailaab Ka Imkaan Hai
"MOOT DE GALI SUNSAAN HAI"........ ..
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