Aati thi....
Jati Thi,,,,
Hasti thi
Hasati thi
Muskurati thi..
Dekhti thi
Dekhati thi
Aaj pata chala sali chutiya banati thi....
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Whose mother had the most painful delivery?
Guess?
Still thinking...
SUNNY DEOL Why?
He himself said - "maiy nikla gadi lay kay"
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Samandar k Kinaray Bethay hain Kabhi tu koi Lehar ayegi.
kismat Badlay na Badlay Gaand tu Dhul jayegi......
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a girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
girl: sardar ji main tuwadi nakal maar laan?
sadar ji:ahoo to meri nakal maar lay fair main teri asal maran ga
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there r 2 frnds,, one is married and other is going to be married...
the second one is confused and asked his married frnd tht i don't know about fucking, so how would i manage,,
his friends gives him a mobile and says tht he will give instruction to him ,,,
at the wedding night,, he asked his frnd wht to do?
frnd: reveal ghunghat
he: ok, then
frnd: take off her n
he: (after sometime) ok, then
frnd: now, there is 1 thing which both u n me have,, put inside in her pussy ...
he: (thinks a while) and put his mobile inside... ;)
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what is the real tradgedy of film sholay?
Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thee upper se gubbar ne uske haath kaat diye ;)
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MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP CARRY ON !!!!"
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Girl while reporting abt her rape 2 policeman who was a sardar. She started 1 of them dragg me down the other1 grabbed my left boob & 3rd on my right boob, 1st one started 2 suck them, then they parted my legs &...policemen shouted..... oye shut up oye.....to aithay apnay rape di report likwan aai hai ya phir mera lun khara karwan aai hai.
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A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.
Plane says: "Yaar rocket, tu itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"
Rocket replies "Yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke gand main AAG lagi ho...."
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A 50 years old man fucked an 90 years old woman. He starts suckung her breasts, after 10 min the man got died, police came and make postmartum report, in report it was written that the date of the milk was xpired.....
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an arab was being interviewed at a
you name pls : "abdul aziz"
sex : "six times a week!!"
no, no, I mean male or female.
"doesn't matters male or female, sometimes even camel!!!"
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HOW DOES A CRICKET COMMENTATOR DESCRIBES A NAKED WOMAN?
NO COVER
NO EXTRA COVER
NO SLIP
2 SILLY POINTS
2 FINE LEGS
AND A DEEP GULLY
LITTLE GRASS ON THE PITCH
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a man carrying 3 babies & travelling in a train.....A Women sitting near him inquired.... ...R these sweeties belongs 2 u?.....MAN : no mam i work in a condom factory n these r customerz complainz... ..
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Advantages of breast milk?
A) No need to boil.
B) Cat can't steal it.
C) Available in attractive containers.
D) Popular in all age groups.
E) Ek Pee Ek Free.
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An Army Guy Got Married..... On 1st Night he realizes tht his Wife Haveing periods..... He telegrams to Head Office.....Red alert on front Extend Leave.....Reply From Head Office.....Attack from back & report.....
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Jab Gaber paiyda hua tu us ki maa ney gaber ko thaper kyun mara????????
cuz he asked
"KITNEY AADMI THEY !!" ;)
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If u don't smoke, don't drink, don't have girl friend, don't fuck, don't play cards, then visit our website:
www.paida_kyun_ hua_chutia. com
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ek sardarji ko ekdin office jaaney mein der ho gayee, usne bus stop jaakar dekha ki ek bus us hi waqt bus stop chhorke jaa raha tha. sardaarji bus ke peeche peeche bhaagne laga, aur driver ko chilla chilla kar kehne laga "arrey bus roko , bus roko". firbhi driver ney bus nahin roka. par kuchh second baad sardaarji ney bus pakar liya.
sardar 2 driver >> oy yaar, yeh bus teri maa lagti hain??
driver >> nahin to !!
sardar >> teri behan lagti hain?
driver >> nahin to !!
sardar >> to phir teri biwi lagti hogi !!
driver >> arrey nahin yaar ! kyon?
sardar >> abbe saaley, to phir charne kyon nahin deta??????
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Zandu Balm,Zandu Balm,Gote karde Jam,Lund ki Khujli Dur Kare,Chut ko De Aaram,Zandu Balm, Zandu Balm..
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Miya aur bibi me bhayanak jhagda ho gaya.Miya gusse se titmilata hua chillaya- gaand maar doonga!!!Bibi boli:"Aage ki to sochte nahin, bus peeche pade rehte ho.."
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Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another
"I slept wid
D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
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how was nisar born ?
"jawani janeman...haseen dil ruba 
mile jo dil jawan...NISAR hogaya 
"
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Doc 1- Shit i had sex with my patient,im feelin guilty.
Doc 2 - It happens in our profession,take it easy.
Doc 1 - Ya..Ya..but u see.. im a VETERNARY DOCTOR
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Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.I meant any one seen my pussy, all doctors stood up.
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Bahu saas ki paon daba rahi thi.GHAGHRA
upar hogaya.Bahu boli: PRANAAM,
SAAS: Kisko?
BAHU: SASURJI KI RANBHUMI AUR MERE PATI KI JANAM BHUMI KO
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three friends discussing about AIDS
1: i m so afraid of aids that i always use condom
2: i m that afraid of sex that i even wore condom in my fingers
3: i m that afraid of aids that i dun take chance just call my neighbour and ask him to do the honors
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3 pathano ki bvian preginent hojatin hain 3 ke 3 shartain laga rahe hote hain phela bolta hai mere bete ka 1 feet ka lol
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Sardar & sardarani waiting at signal. a tapori boy comes & says "kay paji rakhel hai kay ?" sadar furiously says "Oye sale, rakhel hogi terio meri to biwi hai."
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Aik sawal ka jawab YES ya NO main do ..
Kia aap ne gaand marwani chhor dia hai ..
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Jake n Jill went up da hill
to fetch a pail ov water
God know wat they did there
And came bak wid a Daughter.
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For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married,
His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night.
She said he stood behind the bed & said "AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI"
2)
pakhane maine ja baitha, to tum yaad aaye
gand jab dhoyi,to tum yaad aaye
pant jab uper uthai, to laga aur hagas(shit) aayi.
3)
Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho
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Girl: sorry sir u can't smoke here
Customer: but i bought the cigarettes from your shop?
Girl: we also sell condom. you can't start fucking here
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Sardar ji ko police walo ne undress kar ke jungle main phaink diya.. wahan isse sab janwar dekh ke hansne lage... Sardar kaafi pareshan, qareeb ja ke aik bandar se poocha, "Oye khote dia putra..tum log mere oper hans kyun rahe ho..." bandar ne kaha, Hum hans iss liyeh rahe hain ke hum sab k dom (tail) peeche laga huaa hai, aur tumhara aage
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ek din ek ladke ki shaadi hoti hai... usse kuch maloom nahi hota karna kia hai sohag raat ke waqt.. woh apne dosto se poochta hai kia karoon? uss ke dost kehte hai, jo woh kare, tum bhi wahi karo... Raat hoti hai, dulhan undress hoti hai, ladka bhi aisa he karta hai.. dulhan bed pe jaati hai, ladka bhi wahi karta hai.. dulhan doggy position pe layt ti hai, ladka bhi aisa karta hai.. dulhan ladke ki taraf goorti hai(ke aa ke fuck kare) ladka bhi goorne lagta hai... akher main dulhan usse kehti hai "jao galli se 2 ladke pakar ke lao, aik tujhe chodhe aik mujhe"
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HEIGHT OF POVERTY:
HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE:A GIRL APPLYING CLEARSIL 2 HER NIPPLES THINKING THEY R PIMPLE......
HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT: A SPIDER WEB FOUND IN A PROSTITUTES PUSSY...
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:NAKED MAN SLEEPING ON A NAKED WOMAN EXPECTING AN EARTHQUAKE 2 DO THE REST...
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WHICH R THE 2 MOST IMPORTANT HOLES THAT GOD HAS GIVEN TO A WOMAN ?
ANS: THE NOSTRILS,SO THAT THEY CAN BREATHE WHILE THEY GIV BLOWJOBS TO MEN.
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